ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS IN A FACEBOOK GROUP CALLED 'HAIKU SHITPOSTING' AND IF I'M TOTALLY HONEST IT WAS PROBABLY HOW I GOT INTO WRITING POETRY BY ZACHARY LORICO HERTZ

Wake up the people
jet fuel can't melt steel beams, Bush
did 9/11

wake me up, wake me
up inside (I can't wake up)
wake me up inside

"for sale: baby shoes
they are, in fact, very worn"
a happy story

bio

Zachary Lorico Hertz has since graduated from Facebook poetry in favor of marginally more serious written pursuits. If you email him nicely he’ll probably give you a shitpost haiku of your own.

now check this out

next up on I MISS FLARF:
> Bedrot poem by Sean Cho A.

more from Zachary Lorico Hertz:
> I. (Marrakech) on Plague Circus Press

Zachary's throwback:
The Facebook group 'People that Aumm sometimes and are also... ooohhhh.....'
> on Facebook
> on Know Your Meme