GOOGLE DOCS DOCUMENT FROM 2011 TITLED ‘flarfable tweets’ BY JUSTIN CARTER

Unsure how my sandwich idea of: A) lots of capicola & B) lots of cheese turned out to be a failure.

While listening to the Ataris, thought 'i like my life a lot.'

LETS DO BRIGHT EYES COVERS AT THE OPEN MIC/ YEAH THIS SONG IS FOR YOU

i want to draw an angry raccoon/ on the small of your back

Want to go home & listen to Ingrid Michaelson songs for some reason while playing NBA Live 2003.

Want someone to describe my writing as 'imagine Jeanette Winterson and Dean Young were blended and poured over ice cream.'

Drinking raspberry tea while waiting for the store to open & thinking 'how can I use Comic Sans effectively.'

I AM HOLDING DUKE NUKEM FOREVER IN MY HAND WTF IS GOING ON

Want to start a magazine dedicated to eating very fattening foods/ poetry.

Want this lunch to be over.

Five piers that I currently can see have people fishing on them.

My uncle trades fish to the milkman for free milk.

I say the word 'something' at 11:11.

I'm the master of free samples.

LAUGH TRACK APP IS SO LEGIT EVERYTIME I HANG OUT WITH @WHITAUTRY WE HAVE A LAUGH TRACK NOW

Want to break a glass bottle on the freezer door while singing 'Thrash Unreal'

Going to wear a wolf shirt out in public today.

Buying a wolf shirt.

I think I'm Facebook friends with the girl I just walked by.

One dollar funnel cakes. I just gave us some balls. It's flarferin' time. Writes motivational books.

bio

Justin Carter is the author of Brazos and the editor of Some Words.

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next up on I MISS FLARF:
> two poems by Casey Garfield

more from Justin Carter:
> three poems on DRECK

Justin's throwback:
> I AM SHAUN GANNON by shaun gannon (2011)