FOUND POEM + SUMMARY BY NOAM HESSLER

Found Poem

on this day june9,2008 my husband and i renewed our 7th. wedding vows with our buffalo as our bestman.after words the buffalo WILDTHING had taken a jump on the kids trampilene and fell on his face.buffalo are known for killing their trainers 9 out of 10 get killed,there one of the most dangerous land animals alive.he is now 4 years and nearly 1900 pounds already bigger than other buffalo his age almost twice the size.buffalo normaly have narrow hips, not this one his hips are as wide as his head.we give this big boy birthday parties,with streamers,iceing shaped like buffalo poop with a candle on top.he loves a large roll around trashcan,he plays basketball and loves new baby animals such as baby goats,cats,dogs,horses.he's in ripley's believe it or not! and in the 2008 prepared to be shocked. ripley's book,on pages 46-47. he pulls a chairoit,plow,snowsled,skis,he dances with my husband,he's been our bestman 2 times when my husband and i renewed our 5th. and 7th. wedding vows.we have 16 contracts with animal planet,5 contracts with americas home funniest videos,1 contract with country fried home videos.news papers all over the world,famouse cutting horse chatter,and others. www.laketawakoni.com made us a webpage called [buffalo whisperer]. www.worldwidefeatures.com has a storie on us animal stories in the US.we where invited to san antonio texas to help ripley's believe it or not! with there may1,2008 grand openning to the world larges ripley's. channel 8 why guy even has our storie with our buffalo in the house.buffalogirls hotel in canton texas trades day has us bring our buffalo there every year for thier chilli cookoff and to help raise money for thier pet adoption C.L.A.W.for more info go to. www.krphotos.web.officelive.com or call 903-356-4166 the buffalo whisperer.bill envall of country fried home video named my husband rc. bridges as the [buffalo tamer]. ripley's has named him [dances with buffalo]. laketawakoni has named hime [buffalo whisperer]. rc. and sherron bridges cutting horses of quinlan texas please call us and ask questions,and please rate our videos,these are just some short clips,but i hope you all enjoy them.thank you for shareing,pale feather

summary

So, first of all, a buffalo is a very big animal.
Second of all, humans are capable of really big loves.
A really big love is different than a love: it spills all over.
Love can conquer the world: really big love conquers nothing.
A buffalo has antlers, tusks, batwings, antlers, and hooves.

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Noam Hessler is an American poet, who wrote the book Officeparks. They can be reached @poetryaccnt1518on Twitter. They are trying very hard these days.

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> old poem from a 2014 "creepypasta cookoff"

I WENT TO SUMMER IN THE CITY AND EVERYONE THERE KNEW ME BY ANONYMOUS

hank green and i noticed a resonant frequency
in the walls of the green room

dodie and emma blackery sang a duet
i filmed a bit of it

crabstickz told me he looked at my tumblr
to cheer himself up

even in the green room
there was a queue to meet charlie mcdonnell

tyler oakley stole my chips
just eating them off the plate as if they were his own

troye sivan was also there
but nobody knew who he was yet

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